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Don't Strap the Students
Authored April 26, 2004
Introduction
Here they are again, a sports team wanting a new facility. The twist this time is that it is not only a professional, private business demanding a stadium. This time it is also the Gophers football team. While they will find new ways to make people feel guilty for not supporting a new Gophers stadium the truth is that there are many guilt-free reasons to oppose a stadium, many of which have no reasonable answer from the pro-stadium crowd or the administration.

The One That Got Away
Not very long ago the Gophers football team had a stadium that was everything they are asking for now. It was on campus. It was an open-air stadium. It had a nostalgia to it and it had a rich history, something that cannot be bought with a new stadium. Life is filled with regrets and "oops-a-daisies." For none of them do people expect to get a TIVO moment, that is a moment to simply rewind and record over the mistake. We all must learn to live with those mistakes.

What the Gophers are trying to do is undo the mistake of leaving their fine stadium nearly two decades ago. They are trying to undo the mistake in judgment of demolishing a stadium wonderfully filled with tradition. They are trying to undo those mistakes at the cost of the students and the taxpayers.

Fun With Funding
Keep in mind that the University goes to the legislature every year with its pockets turned inside out. The repeated message is that there is not enough money for the Regents to do all that is "necessary". Among these necessary projects are renovations, flower beds at every corner, unneeded remodeling and excessive administrator salaries. While making this woe-is-me argument annually the University is planning on building a completely unnecessary building for extra-curricular activities.

While many groups on campus seem to forget it, there is a primary mission for the University: education. The simple fact also remains that the payment of the stadium should be voluntary since its tenant is not actually necessary for education. Therefore students should not pay a dime towards the stadium through tuition or through the corrupt student service fees system. Instead alumni should be asked to voluntarily contribute (not contribute through dues) and other benefactors would be appreciated. Beyond that revenues should be from ticket and concession sales.

On principle alone the stadium idea should die there. But this is the University of Minnesota and we can watch any arm of the campus to see that principle means little (see any social science syllabus) or principle is jettisoned altogether (see the entire student fees process). So, since principle means nothing in Gopher-land we need more against the stadium.

Vikings Affect Gophers
It is almost certain that the Vikings will not be in the Metrodome much longer than their lease obligates them. They will either shamefully get a new stadium or Red McCombs will move the team away. Either way there is a significant portion of the lease that would have to be paid for occupancy by the Gophers. This means that the expenses that the Gopher football team will realize will increase. This has two things to be considered.

First is that this increase in expenses will be covered by either an increase in revenues (higher ticket prices) or by saddling it on the students trying to get an education. The fallacy is that these expenses are much different from the increase in expenses that the team would realize with a new stadium. New expenses will occur (unless the team is dissolved) either with or without a new stadium. There is no need to build a stadium on the grounds of avoiding lease payments at the Dome.

Second is the angle that everyone seems to have forgotten. How will the increase in spending alter the Title IX balance? What other men's programs will have to be cut in order to keep the University in Title IX compliance?

Conclusion
No matter how you cut it there is not a compelling reason to build a new Gopher stadium. It would be improper to saddle the costs on the entire student body. It will have Title IX ramifications. It is not directly beneficial (and arguably not beneficial at all) to the primary function of the University: education.